Different Perspectives

ORIGINAL QUOTE:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS:

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back,
and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that
she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over-possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free .

HR specialist :
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

MBA :
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychology :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.

Baking... Shopping... Appointments...

I know I know.. I haven't been updating.
Truth is... I don't know what to post up or share anymore.
How's life? What I've been doing? Same ol' same ol'. Well, I can't quite remember what I do these days.

Oh oh.. I've been baking lately. Argh! Should have took pics.. and put up online. 'Cuz if there were pics... you can see the evolution process.. From worst to... not so bad looking. LOL! It is fun to bake! Well, I haven't had a perfect cake or cookies... yet. LOL! What I've baked so far:

1) M&M Cookies : A lil too salty.
2) Blueberry mini muffins : Too oily, flat top and as hard as a cookie.
LOL! Ok ok.. i forgot to put water. Pls forgive me >.<
3) Banana Cake : Not enough banana.
4) Vanila Butter Cake with Choc Chip & Raisins : Well... presentation was horrible. It reminded my friend of his rabbit feces. So unfortunate. But it tasted alright k!!! >.< Sorry la.

5) Vanilla Butter Cake with Choc Chips and M&Ms : It was the best among all! YES!! But unfortunately, the cake cracked into 3 pieces... so, it looks a lil unpresentable. Better than the cake before, THANK GOD! A lil soggy though :( Made it in the morning.. rush to pack it.. so didn't air it long enough.

see the banana cakes at the side ;)

Well, cookies + muffins + banana cake were for friends & family, specifically for Vday and CNY as well as reunion. Both cakes mentioned were for friends' birthday. Not too sure whether they were fortunate that I baked for them or just unfortunate.. hehe :) Well, it did give both of them a shock. 1st friend wasn't sure what the cake was.. LOL! Though it was a fruit cake. 2nd person didn't expect a home-made cake because... the packaging were from 'Secret Recipe' and 'Cake sense'. LOL! Kena CON!!! XD

I am yet to improve my baking skills. I'm soooo gonna learn from Adelaide! Many more of my friends there knows how to bake cake... this includes the guys! SO SO COOL!

Ok.. enough about baking. Let's see what else I can talk about.

Oh yea.. have been shopping with mum lately. Got lotsa new stuff and restricting myself from getting too many new stuff. Bringing them to Aus would be an issue.. No space liao T.T so have to limit. Not that I really like to shop.. just that when I do, I can go a lil crazy. What have I shopped for lately with my mum... clothes/accessories/item to prepare mua for working, of course. Handbags... and.. that's all. Tomorrow would be dresses and shoes. Next week, gonna shop with one of my high school dear close friend.. wanna see what she gets :) She's good with fashion stuff!

Gonna start packing next week onwards di. See whether can fit my stuff a not... pack what I can (Winter & working clothes). Then, have to make appointments before I go off.

Appointments: Dentist and hairdresser.
Social appointment: Visit Jazz Bar. Cannot forget! Bwhahaha! Can't wait! ;)

Oh man... I realize... I am.. becoming.. a woman O_O talking about baking, shopping and making appointments. Oh geez... Yes, I have to accept the fact that I am.. growing up.

"I'm not a girl... not yet a woman....", Lizzie sings the song by Britney Spears. Since the prev post doesn't quite pass me as a woman yet... but I can no longer be a small girl anymore either :( *sobz*

True? Girls vs Women

Girls vs. Grown Women


Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.

Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits

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Girls want to control the man in their life.

Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

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Girls check you for not calling them.

Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

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Girls are afraid to be alone.

Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

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Girls ignore the good guys.

Grown women ignore the bad guys.

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Girls make you come home.

Grown women make you want to come home.

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Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.

Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

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Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).

Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!

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Girls think a guy crying is weak.

Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

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Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.

Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

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Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.

Grown women know that that was just one man.

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Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.

Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

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Girls will read this and get an attitude.

Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends.

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Prayer: Asked vs given (Wants vs. needs)

I asked for strength that I might achieve;
I was made weak that I might learn humbly to obey.
I asked for health that I might do greater things;
I was given infirmity that I might do better things.
I asked for riches that I might be happy;
I was given poverty that I might be wise.
I asked for power that I might have the praise of men;
I was given weakness that I might feel that the need of God.
I asked for all things that I might enjoy life;
I was given life that I might enjoy all things.
I got nothing that I have asked for,
but everything that I have hoped for.
Almost despite myself my unspoken prayers were answered;
I am, among all men, most richly blessed.

An Unknown Confederate Soldier


"Our prayers are often filled with selfish "wants"; God always answers with what we need"
Anonymous


Taken from Sanctuary: A devotional Bible for women, pp 1069.
Adapted from the One Year Book of Personal Prayer (Carol Stream, III.: Tydale, 1991), June 11.

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Wow! If only we can put aside our prides and see things that way. Look at our circumstances thru His eyes... and know that He doesn't shortchange us but He is a God that loves to bless us.
However He does it in ways we do not expect or understand... yet. But when we do, we realize... that we are extremely blessed by His goodness, grace, mercy and love. We will soon realize that He knows what is best for us... and He provides the best, even when not everything in life seem to go on as well as we thought it's suppose to be or when we do not get what we want. He will provide us with other needs instead.

"God, help us be thankful and understand Your motive for answering our needs instead of all our wants in life..."