Marketing Strategies/Terms

For those who do not understand how marketing works...
These are awesome examples! Hilarious~

Illustrations:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: " I am very rich. Marry me! " - Direct Marketing


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He's very rich. "Marry him." - Advertising


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!" - Telemarketing


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - Public Relations


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - Brand Recognition


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - Customer Feedback


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - Demand and Supply Gap


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - Competition eating into your market share


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - Restriction for entering new markets

Hatez de Flu Bug~

Timeline: Monday (8th Sept) - present (18th Sept)
Duration: 10 days
Diagnosed: Flu virus
Symptoms: Congested nose, phlegm, dry throat, chesty cough, wheeze, body aches, legs muscle strain/cramp, red-purplish blotches on the thighs, stomach discomfort, nausea, dizziness, headache, lost of appetite, dry skin.
Results: Lost of 2-3kgs.

Lizzie's thoughts:

• How long more :(
• I miss home... mum, dad, bro... my bed... hot weather + air-con..
  
• No appetite but I miss home food
  
• Pls pls pls don't vomit. Stay still...
  
• Persevere on. Will get well soon!!!
  
• Lizzie wants hugs...
• Wanna cry T.T
• Hatez being sick
• Worries about studies, assignments, projects & meetings *missed 2 meetings & classes so far* >.<
  
• Worries about work *missed 2half days of work already* >.<
• Monthly cycle, why do you have to come early 'n now?!
• Dizzy, headache = Need to lie down & sleep.
  
• Sometimes scared of resting/sleeping because she'll feel like crap when she wakes up or feels uncomfortable when she sleeps.
• Gives a weak smile
• *looks herself at the mirror* O_O >.< O_O what happened to my face le? super dry skin & pimply.
  
• Arghh! Long hair irritating! Gets entangled so easily. Not ideal when u're sick. Wanna cuttttt soon!~

Thank you dear friends,
who have checked on how I was/am doing...
who brought food to my doorstep...
who cooked for me...
who brought me to the pharmacy...
who bought groceries for me...
who accompanied me...
who prayed for me...
who advised me on what I should do...
who calmed me down when I panicked about my symptoms...


In the midst of feeling crappy throughout the whole week...

A could almost hear that tiny voice...
"It'll be all over soon... I promise you"
and I could almost feel a His hands over me... giving me a *hug*

- that was all I needed to hear, feel & longed for -

That was when I realized, though I haven't been seeking Him much throughout the week...
Through my ramblings...
through my sufferings...
through my sickness...

He was there... He is still there...

then a thought...

He does know what I'm going through. He knows how I feel. He feels it too.

He is not One that is separated from us. He knows and understands.

"It is You isn't it?... thank You..."